Chapter 1409: 15 cm Gui Guzi

977,470!

1,013,844!

MISS!

……

My heart had leaped to my throat. The Dragonrise spell dealt around 1 million damage per hit. Tenacity of the Dead had healed me for 1 million HP, and the priests on the walls had Instant Heal’d me for another 1 million. Even so, I only had a bit over 2 million damage. I knew the second I saw the first damage number that I was going to die. The Dragonrise spell was an AoE spell, so I didn’t even have the option of dodging out of the way. I dared not activate my invincibility shield either because the aggro would immediately be transferred to the players on the rampart. If that happened, our losses were going to be worse than if I had just died here. I resolved myself to die then. This way, Li Chengfeng, He Yi and Gui Guzi would have a chance to retake the boss's aggro at least. Otherwise, this Level 315 Ancient Immortal Rank boss would absolutely wipe the floor with our 100,000-strong army!

To my surprise though, the last hit of the Dragonrise spell missed. That’s right, the AoE magic spell had missed, something that would normally be completely impossible. It was because I was wearing a necklace with an effect that was literally unique in the entire game, the Pity of the Purgatory Gods! Its passive, Pardon of the Gods, gave me a 30% chance to avoid any magic attack even if it came from a boss!

My already favorable impression of the necklace immediately skyrocketed. As expected of an Ancient Divine Armament, it had saved its master’s life at the last possible moment!

Had I died here, I would’ve been forced to respawn at Sky City and fly back over. Ancient Sword Dreaming Souls could’ve been annihilated by the time I finally returned to them. Thank the heavens that hadn’t happened!

……

While flying back to my priests to get healed, I downed a health potion and shouted, "Little Gui, hold the boss's aggro for a bit! I need time to regenerate back to full health!"

Gui Guzi swooped over on his Dark Crystal Dragon and executed Burning Blade Slash + Death Combo. It was just barely enough to free me from the boss's attention. I immediately stopped above Murong Mingyue, Moon Dew, Yamete and the other priests and received my heals in silence.

Swhoosh swhoosh swhoosh…

+69,882!

+42,167!

+71,200!

Yamete complained when he saw the little bump in my HP bar[1], "I feel like a god when I heal another player, Lu Chen, but you? Like dude, you have even more max HP than Little Gui. Have some shame, man…"

Me: "..."

Murong Mingyue curled her lips. "Don’t blame Lu Chen for your own poor healing skills…"

Yamete wasn’t stupid enough to argue with big boss Mingyue, so he immediately replied, "Sister Mingyue is wise…"

Me: "..."

It was at this moment Li Chengfeng shouted, "You need to come back now, Lu Chen! Little Gui’s Defense isn’t as good as yours, and he’s taking at least a million damage per hit! Quickly!"

I immediately returned to the fray without a word. When I was about ten meters away from the boss, an idea flashed to my head. Dragon-shaped energy manifested around my wristguards as I locked onto the boss and chose the piece of equipment I wished to disable. Then, I fired the flying dragon at it!

Thud!

Lin Lie exclaimed in shock when the draconic energy wrapped its giant paws around the boss's azure spear, "Y-you! What the fuck do you think you’re doing! Let me go! Let my Cave Ice Halberd go now! My weapon has been my partner for countless years, and you think you can steal it from me!? Never! It’s forever mine! It’s a divine arm you will never get your dirty hands on, you damned brat!"

Okay, this was the most talkative I had ever seen any boss be. This might be an even greater idea than I thought…

Swhoosh!

I withdrew my draconic energy and successfully pulled the Cave Ice Halberd out of Lin Lie’s hands, disarming him for a total of 15 seconds!

Deeply humiliated, Lin Lie raised an iron fist and punched me hard on the Cyan Dragon Shield, dealing… only 270k damage! It was nothing like the monstrous amount of damage he had dealt to me earlier! As I thought, even a boss couldn’t do much against me if he was disarmed, and I was certain that Lin Lie didn’t have another Cave Ice Halberd in his bag. He would’ve used it to smack me in the face already if he did. Now was the time to go all out!

"15 seconds, people! Give it everything you got!"

Right after I shouted, He Yi, Li Chengfeng and Gui Guzi and I went into a frenzy. Blades and energies scattered all over the place as we deleted much of Lin Lie’s HP!

During this period, I snuck a look at Warsky Alliance and Candle Dragon to see how they were doing. The King of Mad Leopards were ravaging Warsky Alliance’s Cyanscale Cavalry and killing countless with its Stormwind Blood Claw. Despite Warsky, October Rain and the other Warsky Alliance generals’ best efforts, it would cost them dearly to suppress the powerful King of Mad Leopards. As for Candle Dragon, Candlelight Shadow, Blue Sky Scar and Tempest Shadow were taking turns to attack the King of Dragonscale Battle Tigers, but the boss kept running all over the place as if someone had pumped it with stimulants. Wherever it went, its roars turned into rending storms that shredded countless Qiu Beast Cavalry into pieces.

Worst of all, a seemingly endless amount of high-level, fiend-rank Dragonscale Battle Tigers and Spear-throwing Flyers were still rampaging across all fronts and making life hell for the players. Even Candle Dragon’s almost unbeatable Life of the Tamer legion was on their last legs. They had been around 200,000 strong at the beginning, but both the tamers and the Lantern Girls were killed almost all too quickly. Left with no choice, Candlelight Shadow could only dispatch even more cavalrymen to fight against the enemy. Candle Dragon couldn’t afford to lose this fight because it would immediately put them at the same level as laughingstocks such as Warsky Alliance, Purgatory Mad Dragon, Flower Room and more. Countless guilds were just waiting for an opportunity to drag them away from their legendary status just like Warsky Alliance, Pop Culture, Purgatory Mad Dragon and more were hoping to do the same to Ancient Sword Dreaming Souls.

In anyone’s life, the only way to not lose was to plot every step of the way with care.

……

Buzz!

I instinctively turned when a burst of flames caught my attention. It was Lin Yixin riding her Crimson Crystal Dragon and swinging an Ice Flame Slash at a group of mobs using her Purple Spirit Sword. Since Snowy Cathaya didn’t have to deal with any bosses, and their tens of thousands of Dragon Punisher Archers were incredibly powerful in this type of warfare, they surpassed everyone to become the stablest guild among the China guilds. Rather than fighting for their lives, Lin Yixin, Purple Marquis and more super experts were really reaping contribution points to benefit themselves.

So I raised the Chill of the Nine Provinces and shouted, "Come help us kill this boss, Yiyi! Quickly! We could use your DPS!"

Without hesitation, Lin Yixin gave her dragon’s fiery red mane a tug, zigzagged across countless Spear-throwing Flyers and came to my rescue like a goddess.

On the ground, Purple Marquis spat in disbelief, "Ah pooh! Did our guild leader seriously just ditch us for her boyfriend?!"

Nangong Lexi sighed helplessly from atop her Dragonscale Beast [2]. "What did you expect? Parents often say that married daughters are like spilled water, and we aren’t even her parents! Don’t worry, Yiyi ditched us knowing we can handle ourselves, and she’ll definitely return after she’s killed the boss. Let’s just keep doing our jobs and continue solidifying our footing as best we can!"

Purple Marquis nodded. "Yeah. Speaking of which, Blazing Hot Lips’ left flank is about to collapse. Take 5000 Dragon Punisher Archers with you and provide them with some suppressive fire for ten minutes!"

"Okay!"

……

After Lin Yixin shook off the Spear-throwing Flyers, she made a beeline toward the boss until she was almost on top of him. Then, she leaped off her mount, fished out her dagger, and slashed his neck with a perfectly placed Extreme Break, lowering Lin Lie’s Defense even more. After she landed back on her dragon, she immediately switched back to the Purple Spirit Sword and showered the boss's face with long-range sword auras. Finally, she used Freezing Purgatory that stabbed deep into the Bone Dragon he was riding.

Our overall DPS skyrocketed immediately after Lin Yixin arrived. Her presence also freed up more room for me to go to town with the boss. Before we knew it, it became a battle between five dragon knights and a former dragon knight captain.

Bang bang!

The boss dished out two vicious attacks that forced Li Chengfeng to fly back to the fortress and receive the priests’ healing. Gui Guzi had rejoined the battle earlier without waiting to be fully healed, and now he was forced to go back again. He Yi followed after him soon after.

I myself only had less than 40% HP. I tried buying myself some time by summoning my apparition, but the boss literally killed it in two swings. I learned my lesson and decided that I wouldn’t even bother using the skill anymore…

When the 30-second cooldown on Flying Dragon Hand was up, I immediately used it again!

Buzz!

Once again, a giant dragon’s hand robbed the boss of his precious Cave Ice Halberd. Lin Yixin immediately burst into an enchanting giggle when she saw this, "OMG, this Ghost Armament active of yours is so shameless. You’re not allowed to use it on me, or I’ll beat you to death…"

I laughed. "Relax, why would I disarm you when I can disrobe you instead?"

Lin Yixin blushed like an apple while firing an Ice Flame Slash. "Pervert…"

A fully-healed Gui Guzi heard this right as he came back to replace us, and he commented in a dumbfounded tone, "I can’t believe you have the leisure to tease Beauty Lin during such a tense boss fight, Boss Broken Halberd. You really are the big brother I look up to…"

Before I could give him an answer, Lin Lie abruptly hit me with an overhead Ultimate Strength Break!

Bang!

There was so much force behind the strike that both me and my Ancient Divine Dragon crashed to the ground hard. I lost over 200k HP and had to struggle to climb out of the dragon-shaped pit we had made with our own bodies.

Lin Yixin stuck out her tongue as she watched me. "So, this is the hero you look up to, little boy?"

Gui Guzi puffed up his chest. "Who are you calling a little boy? I’m… 15 centimeters long (self-proclaimed), you know!"

Lin Yixin’s smile immediately turned malicious. "Ah, I see someone is in need of some discipline. See you in the champion arena later, little boy!"

Gui Guzi: "..."

……

It took almost 40 minutes, but finally Lin Lie’s HP hit rock bottom. During this time, the motherfucker had cast his Rain of Stars—a super AoE skill with a radius of 200 yards—twice and utterly massacred our Dragonlight Cavalry, priests, and Holy Mages. At least it was finally going to be over now. Lin Lie only had 1% HP left!

"This dude’s an overleveled Ancient Immortal Rank boss. There’s a high chance it’s going to drop one of the Twelve!" He Yi chuckled. "Disperse, people! Give Lu Chen the last hit so he may drop us in the future!"

I grinned and kicked off my final combo with a basic attack. However, the Chill of the Nine Provinces showed up at this moment and filled my entire arm with icy energy. The next thing I knew, the boss had eaten a basic attack that dealt 7 times more damage than normal—

3,306,198!

……

"Damned, shameless human…"

Lin Lie shuddered violently as the final sliver of his HP disappeared. Then, equipment and items started raining from the sky. Finally!

1. T/N: I’m going to pretend Yamete made it back even though he claimed he was going to spend ALL DAY MAKING SOME ARMOR AT SKY CITY ☜

2. T/N: it says Dragonlight Warhorse in the raws, but that can’t be right. They gave her a Dragonscale Beast and made her a Dragonlight Archer ☜