Chapter 51 - Gu Han, The Number One Sucker Under Heaven?

Fatty finally couldn’t hold back anymore. He was already distressed about the human tribulation, and now, after hearing Ah Sha’s words, he nearly burst into tears.

“Young lady, I beg you, say something nice!”

Jiang Feng also felt that something was off. “Brother Gu, what did Miss Ah Sha mean?”

Of course, Gu Han wouldn’t reveal Ah Sha’s secret.

“It’s nothing. Ah Sha just woke up and hasn’t fully come to her senses yet. Don’t mind her words,

ahem...

right.” As he spoke, his expression turned a bit strange. “Let’s... stay away from Instructor Mei from now on.”

Thump!

Their hearts dropped.

The fatty, being exceptionally shrewd, detected something hidden in Gu Han’s words. “No! You can’t fool me! She definitely knows something. Make her explain it clearly!"

Ah Sha wasn’t very good at lying. “No... I-I was seeing things just now, you don’t have black qi on you, and you won’t die.”

The fatty almost broke down from panic.

On the side, Chief Steward Li found this very satisfying.

Hah! Serves you right, you fatty!

Upon seeing that Gu Han was unwilling to say more, Jiang Feng didn’t press further. “Brother Gu, if you ever need help, just speak up.”

Chief Steward Li nodded. “Indeed! Just state your request and I will risk my life to accomplish it for you!”

Gu Han was somewhat moved. “I appreciate it, but it’s not something you can help with, so I won’t drag you into this.”

Although Gu Han didn’t state it explicitly, they understood that Ah Sha’s illness had flared up again. They didn’t know exactly what Soul Deficiency truly was. However, the fact that Divine Physician Xue was at a loss; and even Gu Han, who had easily cured Jiang Feng’s Extreme Cold Disease, was helpless, it had to be far more serious than they thought.

Only the fatty was relentless. He pestered Gu Han, asking what Ah Sha’s words truly meant. However, Gu Han just ignored him.

Taking Ah Sha along, he toured the capital, pulling Jiang Feng and the others as guides.

***

On the main street in the inner city...

Ah Sha held a drumstick in each hand, her eyes curved into happy crescents. Of course, what made her happiest was that Gu Han had filled her storage ring with drumsticks.

The fatty followed behind the group. He had been worn down by Gu Han until he had no temper left. “You two, had enough of touring yet? What’s there to see in this dump?!”

After seeing that Ah Sha had enjoyed herself, Gu Han also remembered his main business. “Let’s go. It’s time to go treasure hunting!”

The fatty’s mouth twitched, barely restraining himself from lashing out. “Treasure hunting? Here? What treasure could there possibly be?!”

“Did I ask you to follow?”

The fatty fell silent.

Endure it!

On the other hand, Jiang Feng and Chief Steward Li were very interested in Gu Han’s so-called treasure hunting.

Winding through the streets, Gu Han led the group to the front of a shop. It turned out to be the Treasure Pavilion!

Upon seeing Gu Han, Fan Qi hurried forward to greet him. “

Huh?

Esteemed guest, you’ve returned?”

Previously, he had witnessed Steward Wei making an appearance, so he knew Gu Han had conducted a major business deal with the Treasure Pavilion. And now, Gu Han had returned again. With Chen Ping’s absence, he mustered all his energy to welcome this distinguished guest.

Gu Han pointed at Jiang Feng. “Don’t mind me. Just attend to him properly.”

Only then did Fan Qi notice the two of them. He was so happy he could hardly keep his mouth shut. “The Seventh Prince? And Chief Steward Li!”

So it turned out that the distinguished guest wasn’t one person, but three. The fatty was completely ignored.

Gu Han pointed to the pile of neglected mystic stones in the corner. “Ah Sha, take a look, is there any treasure inside?”

“There is.” Ah Sha glanced a few times and secretly pointed to one of the mystic stones about the size of a human head. “That one, it seems there’s a treasure inside.”

His heart leaped with joy. “Really?”

He had originally intended to just let Ah Sha take a look, not holding out much hope. The chance of finding something good inside a mystic stone was far too small, after all. At worst, he planned to visit all the shops in the capital. Who would’ve guessed he didn’t have to look any further? The pleasant surprise was right here all along!

Thinking of the Pavilion Master’s greed and ruthlessness, he sneered coldly.

I’ll make you pay heavily this time!

Not far away, Jiang Feng’s heart sank at the sight of Gu Han and Ah Sha staring intently at that pile of mystic stones.

It can’t be...

Gu Han called out to Fan Qi. “How many essence crystal is this mystic stone for?

Sure enough, the thing Jiang Feng worried about was happening. Instantly, the previously quite lively hall became dead silent. Everyone stared at him with strange expressions.

No way? This guy doesn’t actually want to...

Even the fatty couldn’t bear to watch. “This... this is what you call treasure hunting?”

Jiang Feng quickly walked over. “Brother Gu, this treasure hunting you mentioned, could it be... mystic stone gambling?”

Gu Han was startled. “Mystic stone gambling? That’s a fitting name. Don’t worry, I’m just having a bit of fun.”

At this moment, the happiest person was undoubtedly Fan Qi. In his eyes now, Gu Han was no longer a distinguished guest, but a sucker.

The enthusiasm on his face intensified. “Guest, this mystic stone is priced at fifty thousand—”

Gu Han turned and walked away.

Fan Qi grew anxious. “Wait! Guest, if you really want it, the price is negotiable! Twenty percent off... no, thirty percent off! I’ll give it to you for thirty percent off!”

His anxious tone was exactly the same as Chen Ping’s before. If they missed out on this sucker, who knew how long it’d take to sell another mystic stone.

Gu Han stopped and pointed to the mystic stone taller than a person. “How about this one?”

Fan Qi looked at him cautiously. “This one is three hundred thousand...”

Jiang Feng’s heart turned cold.

That’s it! This is just having a bit of fun? He’s clearly getting carried away!

Chief Steward Li pursed his lips. “Let’s be clear. I don’t have that many essence crystals.”

He was telling the truth. Over the years, he had searched almost all over the capital for precious spirit herbs just to keep Jiang Feng alive. The meager resources distributed by the imperial family had long been exhausted, and even this was only possible with Divine Physician Xue’s frequent assistance.

As for Jiang Feng, he was also a complete pauper. As for the fatty...

He spread his hands. “Don’t look at me. I never carry essence crystals when I go out. Those things are too vulgar!”

Everyone looked at him with disdain.

Jiang Feng swallowed hard. “Brother Gu, shouldn’t you think about this again?

Gu Han nodded. “Think about it? I indeed should.”

Having said that, he fell silent again as if lost in thought. Jiang Feng looked nervous while Fan Qi looked expectant. Meanwhile, the onlookers wore expressions of people watching a great spectacle.

A moment later, Gu Han said again, “I’ve made my decision. Both pieces together, fifty percent off. Deal or no deal?”

Jiang Feng’s heart sank completely. Out of respect for his status, the crowd wanted to laugh but didn’t dare, though the mockery in their eyes betrayed their thoughts.

What kind of sucker is this? This is the number one biggest fool under heaven!

Fan Qi looked somewhat hesitant. “Guest, this—”

Gu Han took Ah Sha’s hand to leave. “If you won’t sell, fine!”

Fan Qi grew frantic. “Deal! I’ll sell! Guest, sold! Fifty percent off it is!”

Actually, Fan Qi was laughing heartily inside. These mystic stones were originally acquired at a very low price and had been piled here for years. They were basically complete utter garbage.

Never mind fifty percent off, even ten percent off would be a steady profit for the Treasure Pavilion. By selling these two mystic stones, his contribution points would shoot straight to first place.

Jiang Feng’s heart ached when he watched Gu Han take out so many essence crystals from his storage ring. He felt pain on Gu Han’s behalf.

Gu Han patted his shoulder. “Brother Jiang, don’t worry, once I extract the treasure, I’ll make ten times back these essence crystals!”

Jiang Feng and Chief Steward Li were speechless.

Treasure? More like losing your entire capital!

They simply couldn’t understand why Gu Han, who usually seemed quite astute, would become so confused over such a trivial matter.

On the other hand, the fatty looked suspicious.

Hm?

This bastard is so cunning and sly, would he do something at a loss? Maybe he can see what’s inside the mystic stones...? But how is that even possible!

The news of Gu Han gambling on stones spread like wildfire. It instantly attracted a large crowd to watch, blocking the Treasure Pavilion almost to the point of being impenetrable. The reason was simple: they were too curious. Of course they had to take a good look, the capital hadn’t seen such a foolish sucker for so many years.

Feeling everyone’s belittling gazes, Ah Sha was somewhat displeased. “

Hmph!

Young Master will definitely get the treasure!”

Someone lost and instantly burst out laughing. “

Pfft!

“

Immediately after, came uproarious laughter. They were no longer intimidated by Jiang Feng’s status. Various comments filled the air.

“Treasure? Then I must keep my eyes wide open and watch carefully!”

“Indeed, indeed, if this young brother can extract one dao artifact, then he’ll strike it rich!”

“Dao artifact? In my opinion, it should be at least a Heaven-tier technique to start!”

“That’s underestimating him! With this young brother’s ability, wouldn’t he extract a piece of ancient immortal gold?”

Upon hearing the crowd’s ridicule, Jiang Feng and Chief Steward Li’s expressions grew increasingly ugly.

Chief Steward Li couldn’t hold back anymore, glaring at the crowd fiercely. “What are you laughing at! What does this matter have to do with any of you! If you dare laugh again, I will smack you to death!”

Instantly, the crowd stopped laughing. However, the mockery in their eyes grew even stronger.

Just at that moment, an old man in white robes walked down from upstairs. It was the other steward of the Treasure Pavilion, surnamed Ma.

Fan Qi hurriedly went to greet him. “Steward Ma.”

Steward Ma waved his hand, smiling at Gu Han. “Esteemed guest, the Treasure Pavilion has a rule. Once a mystic stone is purchased, it cannot be returned or exchanged.”

He had seen Li and Jiang Feng present. Fearing Gu Han would back out, he came specifically to back up Fan Qi.

Fan Qi nodded repeatedly. “Right, right, right! No returns!’

Gu Han gave the two a strange look. “Return? What wishful thinking!”

Steward Ma was relieved. “Then, do you wish to open it now, or take it back to open?’

𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂

“Open it!”

Facing the crowd’s ridicule, Gu Han remained unruffled, saying calmly, “Wipe your dog eyes clean and watch closely!”

Uproarious laughter erupted again.

It’s confirmed! This person is absolutely a fool!

Jiang Feng appeared worried and miserable. “

Ah...

”

Forget it. Consider it Brother Gu spending money to buy a lesson. After suffering a loss, he’ll know how deep the water is here.

Gu Han paid them no mind. He took the mystic stone the size of a human head, examined it carefully, and circulated his spirit qi. The stone’s outer layer crumbled and fell away continuously.

In the blink of an eye, that mystic stone had shrunk to the size of a fist. Everyone watched intently. Although they knew full well Gu Han wouldn’t extract anything, it had successfully piqued that sliver of curiosity in their hearts.

The mystic stone continued to shrink, and a hint of glossy white color appeared within, coming into view of the crowd.