Chapter 1432: Hello, Chaos! (II)

At the same time, in a bleak and desolated locale.

A cat the size of a planet suddenly opened its eyes and looked around blearily.

“Someone’s going to bring snacks to this cat...” it murmured. As for who it was, who knew?

How fun!

At the same time, the universe shone out of the cat’s eye. There was a pond within that held countless dried fish. They swam within the rivers like they were alive and some... even seemed to be premier heavyweights. Terror flooded out of their eyes.

One of them was a chaos beast that was a wandering rogue in the universe. There was even the master of a world with a world in his pocket, but he was turned into dried fish all the same. They struggled in the cat’s eye. It was a horrifying scene!

A massive world rested in the cat’s stomach. It was a profound interplay of yin and yang, of unbounded mysteries!

A magnificent existence within it suddenly opened his eyes and gave a bark of laughter.

Silver Moon! Fascinating, how interesting.

The person that my grandson has brought can travel through time and space, journeying from past to present. How very interesting.

He raised his head and seemed to see a cat. “Wake up, big cat...” he chuckled.

“I’m awake!” The cat’s voice rang in his ears.

The old man stood up with his hands behind his back. “Good.” He smiled gently. “Summon all of the exalted emperors wandering through the chaos. We’re going to Elysian Fields to obliterate it!”

Elysian Fields major world!

That was a premier world that had suffered an ambush from the Human King back in the day. Their world seed had nearly been torn apart. New Martial retreated only because Red Moon major world had rushed to their rescue.

The Human King was not present at the moment, but the old man suddenly proposed attacking Elysian Fields to eradicate it.

“Meow, Elysian Fields?” asked the cat. “Are we going to fight again? Meow doesn’t want to fight...”

“Not fight, we’re going to fish!” chuckled the old man. “The master of Elysian Fields will be your rations! But he’s hardly weak, so summon Eternal Sword, Wang Jinyang, Li Hansong, Qin Fengqing, the Sun God, and the Suppression King. These guys should stop randomly running around.

“We can make use of Fang Ping drawing attention from all corners of the universe to come down on Elysian Fields. Since they’d offended us, then... we will annihilate them!”

New Martial had very few enemies because they always exterminated their enemies by the roots!

They’d failed the earlier ambush on Elysian Fields, so this would be a chance to complete the job. It so happened that all eyes were on the Human King elsewhere. With him away, the rest of the chaos universe thought that New Martial wouldn’t dare do anything.

What a joke! The powerhouses of New Martial hadn’t relied on Fang Ping to forge their world for them!

“Do I bring them all back?”

“Yes!”

“Oh... alright then!” said the cat. Its massive body lumbered through the chaos. Unique ripples undulated through the universe.

Eradicate Elysian Fields!

This was a premier major world with a formidable master. He wasn’t much weaker than the Human King, but he was indeed weaker. He wouldn’t have almost died last time if that wasn’t the case.

Since New Martial hadn’t been able to cut down their enemy last time, they would not fail to do so this time!

Even without the Human King being present, this group’s arrogance and cockiness knew no bounds. Shadows quickly appeared out of thin air, gathering where the old man stood.

“Who are we beating up?” someone asked, perplexed.

“Elysian Fields!”

“Fuck me!”

“Kill them!”

“Why now?”

“My grandson wants me to!”

“Aw fuck off!”

“No really!”

“......” The rowdy group didn’t seem to care what the reason or excuse was. They were just asking for the sake of it. Since the supreme was pointing them at a target, they would hit that target!

“The Elysian Fields great dao is a pretty good dao. Can we destroy their dao universe?”

“Yes! Big Cat can eat it!”

“Will that lazy cat be willing to do anything?”

“It will... Apparently Number Two is awake again and the lazy cat owes it dried fish. It has to prepare more, or Lazy Big here will appear to be too miserly!”

“Then let’s go at them! When does the Human King return?”

“He won’t! It’s just us!”

“The fuck?? This will be hard. You’ve got some nerve, Ole Zhang. ...I like it! Let’s do it!”

“......” A group of robbers—ahem, New Martial heavyweights, flew toward the depths of the chaos like a pack of locusts.

Just like the Human King says, we’re pests! Don’t piss us off! We’ll attack whoever irritates us, even if we can’t measure up to them! We’ll kill them if we can and wait to kill them if we can’t...

When it comes to Elysian Fields, who told them to piss us off last time?

The Human King insisted on leading the army, but he took the wrong turn. The Ash Emperor sucks at directions as well, so those two idiots really got us lost. We went to Elysian Fields to ask for directions, but they’re so cocky that they wanted to eat the Human King and Big Cat instead.

We were showing them face by asking them for directions! Since they didn’t give us any face, we’ll beat the living shit out of them!

It was all the same to the New Martial contingent, they didn’t care about one enemy more or one enemy less.

Since they’d offended Elysian Fields to the point of no return, they would go one step further and outright exterminate that major world!

......

In another locale, also in the depths of the chaos universe.

A person with a blade darted out of the void. He looked around, blinking when new memories suddenly entered his mind.

“Oooh, interesting,” he cackled. “How fun!”

He looked behind him, seeing the void ripple as powerful, ancient existences chased him in hot pursuit.

“Fang Ping, continuously running away will not solve anything...” A language of times gone by exploded in the man’s ears.

He turned back for a look and leered at those on his tail.

Running away? What gives you guys the misconception that I’m running? Have these small fry lost too many brain cells in their old age that they’re seeing things now?

“I hear that there’s a major world nearby with a bad reputation,” sneered the Human King. “That it tried to imprison my New Martial’s Sword Sovereign once... It’s a major world called Skywave. How do I get to it?”

“Don’t give us that,” glowered an ancient existence behind him. “Skywave is infinitely far from here. The closest major world is Nether Moon...”

“Nether Moon? What, are they sworn brothers with Red Moon? Why do their names both have a moon in it?” roared the man. “Where is it?!”

The ancient powerhouse was equally put out. He hated this guy because he always played dumb. “It’s about ten thousand chaos meters to the north of here...” he sniffed.

“Which way is north?”

“......”

The man with a sword on his back looked around with confusion. This damned place looked the same in all directions! There are no cardinal directions in the chaos,

I actually admire you guys for being able to determine the way when you’re this weak. Isn’t the chaos all the same? How are you identifying north, south, east, and west?

There’s no prominent markers at all!

“How strong is the master of Nether Moon?” he asked. “Is he the strongest one around? Are they close to Red Moon? Are they in cahoots with Red Moon?”

The powerhouse didn’t respond. He waited for the rest of the pursuers to catch up so they could eliminate this scourge of the universe! There had never been anyone as brazen as this person. So many wandering heroes had been killed because of him, simply because they’d ignored his request for directions or responded rudely!

All the wanderers in this part of the universe had run off to avoid doom.

The man turned back when he saw that the ancient refused to respond. He determined that this pursuer’s strength was mediocre—this was no unparalleled powerhouse.

Forget it, I’ll keep him around as a backup target. If the master of Nether Moon is a good person, I won’t kill him. If he’s a bad guy and stronger than this one, then I’ll kill the Nether Moon master.

But if I don’t find Nether Moon or if the Nether Moon master isn’t bad enough... then I’ll kill the guys after me. That will count as fulfilling my promise!

But why haven’t I been able to find Red Moon? Where’s it hiding?

Didn’t they say they want to attack New Martial? So why are they hiding from me? They’re being so annoying to do so!

When I capture that Red Moon master, I’m going to flay him alive and turn him into dried fish. Big Cat can eat one a day! Damn him to a fiery doom!

But speaking of... who’s the guy who visited from the future and gave me new memories?

Forget it, whatever!

I want to kill someone!

The Human King ignored those behind him and stalked off, but he picked the wrong direction again. The powerhouse behind him snorted.

There he goes again. He said he’s going to Nether Moon, but look at where he really headed off to!

As we thought, he’s just doing all this to fool us and pull the wool over our eyes!

The void rippled further as several more powerhouses caught up. “Where’s he gone?”

“Toward the east!”

“The east?”

“Yes!”

“Damn it, just where does he want to go? Is he actually colluding with Red Moon instead? He first goes east, then goes west! He’s circled around Red Moon for several decades, but never turned in that major world’s direction. There’s no way that they’re not in cahoots!”

Damn the Human King!

You’ve spun in circles around Red Moon for so many years, but refuse to actually arrive there. No one believes that you guys aren’t actually working together!

“Forget that, Utmost Dark major world is found in the east. The Utmost Dark master is formidable... and mentioned last time that he wants to join the alliance to exterminate New Martial and Red Moon. Since Fang Ping’s gone in that direction, this is our chance.

"We can eradicate him in Utmost Dark territory!” chortled the ancient existence. “I said north on purpose earlier because I knew that he wouldn’t actually go in that direction. I knew this would happen, that he would head east instead!”

That guy likes to do the opposite of everything we say! He’s finally landed in my trap this time!

As for the Utmost Dark master, he was the strongest existence in the vicinity who was second only to the Red Moon master. They were sure to cut down Fang Ping this time and leave him no chance to plague the chaos any longer!