Chapter 7108: True Immortal?

“A lazy boy, sure.” Li Qiye said.

“Old man, don’t you think a lazy bum like me is still better than a bad boy like the villainous heaven?” He joked.

“If only you had worked a little harder, who knows what you could have accomplished?” Li Qiye said.

“Don’t impose your beliefs and ambition on me, I will do what I want to do.” He said.

“Like rolling in the mud.” Li Qiye replied.

“You haven’t rolled in the mud so you don’t know the joy in doing so.” He said: “My greatest ambition in life is to do nothing, just live simply and travel the world.”

“You fool!” Li Qiye slapped him hard this time, causing him to groan and bare his teeth in pain.

“There’s nothing wrong with what I want to do, definitely not for the world. Look at you, struggling to compete with the high heaven all your life, you might love it but I don’t.” He glared at Li Qiye: “I suppose you’re jealous since I’m so happy. It’s not my fault that my good father shoulders all of my suffering, so I don’t need to work hard anymore.”

Li Qiye gave him the death stare.

“Old man, if you had a good father, you could have been born with my ability. I was gestated in the reverse, having the dao heart tested immediately.” He smiled.

“Perhaps I should grant you a bitter life, we’ll see if you still run your mouth then.” Li Qiye slapped his head.

“Old man, what’s wrong with my enjoying life? And given my dao heart, you should be proud of me.” He said: “How many young masters have reached my level since the start of time? All are my friends, the villainous heaven included.”

“So that’s a high level?” Li Qiye asked.

“At least I didn’t ruin your reputation, right?” He arched his chest: “You should change your attitude toward me, don’t cling stubbornly to your prejudice. Maybe I should take back what I said, a good father would be proud of his son’s achievements and brag about him everywhere, shouting phrases like my son, Duality, is destined to be a true immortal...”

“You, a true immortal?” Li Qiye sneered.

“I’m still a child with boundless potential, it’s not impossible.” He said.

“The lack of effort will stagnate you.” Li Qiye said.

“I like my chances.” He said.

“If someone such as yourself can become a true immortal, the villainous heaven would have become one long ago.” Li Qiye said.

“It’s hard to argue against that, but the villainous heaven is close enough. Maybe I can work a bit more and be on the same level as the villainous heaven?” He said.

“In your childish dreams. The journey requires diligence and perseverance.” Li Qiye said.

“What’s the point? From what I can tell, you live like a debt collector, scowling all day as if everyone owes you something.” He said: “As for me, everyone wants to share. It’s an incredible life, I can just do nothing and freeload off people.”

“Fine, fine, go wherever you like. It’s annoying seeing such a useless child. Out of sight, out of mind.” Li Qiye waved dismissively.

“Rest assured, you go your way, I go my way, not like I want to see your scowling mug.” He said.

Li Qiye just gave him a cold look. He shamelessly came over and placed his hand on Li Qiye’s shoulder, asking: “Old man, when can I go home?”

“How would I know? Ask yourself.” Li Qiye said.

“You sealed the other side already.” He said with frustration.

“The problem is with your dao heart. When it is settled, then you can naturally go home.” Li Qiye said.

“Only a truly heartless bastard would throw a kid into the wilderness. Aren’t you afraid wolves might drag me away?” He shouted.