To Hell With Being a Hero!

I lived like any ordinary person when a stranger suddenly approached me, “You are… a hero.”

“No, I’m not.”

“I see. You are the one we have been waiting for…”

I just told you I wasn’t though.

“How surprising. Were you aiming for this perhaps? As expected…”

This is crazy, absolutely mad.

“Praise the light!”

I am about to go insane, for real!